The Freak Engine is a random creature feature generator. It's packed with weird, gross, creepy, and downright funky monster descriptions made to fire up your imagination and, hopefully, get you drawing some creepy crawlies you've never imagined before!

To start, pick the number of creature descriptions you want from the above drop-down box, then click on "GO!"

Remember, this is supposed to be fun, so if you don't like what comes up, press the button again and get some more. Enjoy!

Coming soon: a place for you to suggest new attributes to add to the Freak Engine's lexicon, and a place to share the monsters you've created using the Engine.